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Grab life by the UNICORN Horn! |
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phony news hits the press! 1988-2007 muleicorn edition |
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Premier Collector's Edition |
1991 |
1st issue |
| New Moon 2nd Edition |
1991 |
2nd issue |
| Winter Solstice Edition |
1998 |
3rd issue |
| Spring Equinox Edition |
1999 |
4th issue |
| Special Unicorn Edition |
2001 |
5th issue |
| Special Dragon Edition |
2001 |
6th issue |
| See-Faring Edition |
2001 |
7th issue |
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All 7 editions of the Eclipse Newzpaper are listed above in the order in which they were printed.... only available at:
Framed Original Cartoon Strips and memorabilia will be available, beautifully displayed and collaged using a multi-opening mat and unicorn frame.
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The P (Persnickety) Jones consuming average has increased 2.5 cookies on uphill grades, influencing productivity as well as consumption, 25%. The recent merger of the Tick Lick & Gnatsback trails have resulted in a multimillion step conglomerate. Those holding cookie shares are expected to benefit from increased revenue due to the accelerated demand thus prompting foreign markets to intervene. |
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Foreign producers have entered this consuming arena with Fortune and Almond cookies; Tuiles; Moravian Molasses Thins; Kourambiedes; Viennese Crescents; Mocha Biscotti and Drei Augens to challenging the current supplier. |
When the consumer was approached with these alternatives, P. Jones replied, "Aunt Tilly's Chocolate Chip Cookies are my favorite." Foreign trade is not expected to be influential in this market but will try appealing to a broader consumer base. |
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"Aunt Tilly didn't make enough cookies," announced novice hiker Persnickety Jones. "Well, we made it to Oak n' Maple, time to turn around and go home for supper." Hikers should be aware that sweets can attract unexpected company. |
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