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no news drives its point home! 2001-2006 Unicorn edition |
 A solitary paint unicorn continues to allude her would-be captors. The disfigured paint mare has been named by authorities in a notorious appearance case pending investigation by the DMR (Department of Mythological Revival). Real Fake Newz ™ |
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 The DMR reported that the paint unicorn currently running loose is getting under their skin! A name was bestowed upon the uauthenticated beast enabling authorities to properly fill out reports. "Chigger" it was argued, "is inappropriate, disrespectful of traditional myth and folklore." |
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The Eclipse is a limited edition novelty newzpaper. The UNICORN EDITION is the fifth of 7 total editions. EXCERPTS FROM Eclipse CAN BE SEEN THROUGHOUT THIS SITE.
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...Muleicorn Knoll, naturally. Our resident Muleicorn has been appointed: The Patterson Pasture Pastor, in charge of traditional ceremonies conducted TUES THRU SAT: 11-5 In this official role, Eli Shakespeare Picasso, alias "ESP" has been convincingly ordained with his duties extending beyond normal Muleicorn chores and notions as he puts on the habit of grazing, braying and otherwise conducting grazing very ceremoniously. |
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