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Unicorn Gets the Point
Alleged Unicorn Named in Appearence Case

A solitary paint unicorn continues to allude her would-be captors.  The disfigured paint mare has been named by authorities in a notorious appearance case pending investigation by the D.M.R.*

*(Department of Mythological Revival).

D.M.R. Official Report

 

  

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 Chigger?

The D.M.R.reported that the paint unicorn currently running loose is getting under their skin!   A name was bestowed upon the unauthenticated beast enabling authorities to properly fill out reports.  "Chigger" it was argued, "is  inappropriate, disrespectful of traditional myth and folklore."

F.P.I.© Antarctic Correspondent:

Finney T. Reinbaugh

 

Hiker Misses Turn-off

 

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Woodlands can be riddled with confusing exits and turn-offs, taking hikers on detours that result in delays & pile-ups.

 

It is beneficial to know the varieties of trees and their distinguishing characteristics. Take note of the sun & moon's position as well as astrological configurations for aiding travel.

 

 

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 Aunt Tilly's Spruce Soap

Klean Up Your Act with Tilly's determination and elbow grease! Spruce Soap is also good for global warming & deforestation. Dilute for personal use.

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Facticious Press Ink (F.P.I.) is the imaginative syndicate for the Eclipse newzpaper. Why Facticious? If something can be FICTicious, it can be FACTICIOUS.

Facticious Press Ink (F.P.I.) is the imaginative syndicate for the Eclipse newzpaper. Why Facticious? If something can be FICTicious, it can be FACTICIOUS.

 

 F.P.I.

Facticious Press Ink (F.P.I.) is the imaginative syndicate for the Eclipse newzpaper. Why Facticious? If something can be FICTicious, it can be FACTICIOUS.

 

Facticious Press Ink (F.P.I.) is the imaginative syndicate for the Eclipse newzpaper. Why Facticious? If something can be FICTicious, it can be FACTICIOUS.

 

 F.P.I.

Facticious Press Ink (F.P.I.) is the imaginative syndicate for the Eclipse newzpaper. Why Facticious? If something can be FICTicious, it can be FACTICIOUS.

Facticious Press Ink (F.P.I.) is the imaginative syndicate for the Eclipse newzpaper. Why Facticious? If something can be FICTicious, it can be FACTICIOUS.

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The Eclipse & its staff reserve feel that misspellings are creative versions of new words in the making.  The editors also reserve the right to draw imaginative conclusions by jumping to them on a regular basis.
Origin of Real Fake News
Three historical newspapers have influenced the Eclipse:

      The New York Daily Graphic circa 1873-89, the New York Graphic circa 1924-32 and the Rocky Mountain Herald, circa 1860-1976. 

Our primary source of inspiration however, has come from the Rocky Mountain Herald.

The idea all came together on one rainy day back in the 1980's and we haven't been able to let it go. The pages of the newspaper is our medium.     The Eclipse Staff

THE ECLIPSE NEWZPAPER COPYRIGHT DECEMBER 1988; LIBRARY OF CONGRESS NO: VA719 624

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